Have you ever been excited when you get diarrhea???
Yeah, me neither.
Well, except for when I'm on a diet and I eat something I shouldn't...hahahha
I may be completely nuts but my thought process while my stomach is cramping is: "I ate, I swallowed, and now wooohooo it's a goin' on through me!!!!"
Now for all you anonymous commenters out there...I'm joking. I do not have eating disorder. I do not self induce said diarrhea. I just enjoy it when it happens. In the words of Napolean Dynamite, "GOSH!!!"
Madeline had a cheer competition in Birmingham and we were there for about 5 stinkin' hours! I was shaking because of my sugar problem, (I've self diagnosed this) so I convinced myself that I needed a fat pretzel smothered with salt and butter. Oh it was so good going down but I paid for it later!!!! I then was in a bathroom with 50 teenage cheerleaders rocking back and forth telling God I will never have another pretzel again.
So, what I'm wondering is......do I have to count those points??? :))
I have done well otherwise and can't wait to weigh in Thursday evening! I hope I've lost 50 pounds!!! A girl can wish right?
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Nice! haa haa haa
I'm a self-diagnoser too...I figure I can "practice" medicine if the big guys can.
Here's to hoping the needle sinks to the left.
I can't decide if you have silenced your commenters with th big "D" or if you are just blogging so much no one can keep up!
I MUST tell you about a trip to Florida involving diarrhea (not mine, that wouldn't be nearly as funny!) and my first cousins. It's been almost 20 years and we still double over laughing about it!
.....(did I really just say, "it's been 20 years?" UGH!...I'll be going to put on some Oil Of Olay and Miss Clarol now!)
Dearest Brooke..
Leave it to you to say what everyone else will only dare just think.
BTW - Your living room is so clean. I would love to keep Jack tomorrow..:))
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